Seriously--do not waste this chance. If we can contaminate the middle class, this is oe. Let me take on a message and spread it as a lion would spread its seed having found he is, indeed, the fitest. Let me take over the world with message.

Which I have not figured out yet.

But when I do, swear to god I am applying for the Real World. Wouldn't that be funny? Come on, who doesn't want to see Anaiis on tv brushing her teeth! I swear she will do it herself--though I haven't a clue how to! Seriously, I don't. But that's what the dental hygenist is for, right?

You know you wanna see me on the tv!