Joinery

[poliphilo]

I just picked up a mouse. A tiny, fat, little grey house mouse. It was sitting in the corridor, not dead, but probably dying. I took it outside and put it in a flowerbed and told it to die there. Now I feel guilty.

What was it doing out in the open,  huddled against the skirting board, where any passing cat could have nabbed it? Perhaps Ian the joiner destroyed its home yesterday when he was ripping out the old woodwork round the kitchen door.

I was writing about Ian to Judy and she picked up on the word "joiner". How delightfully and quaintly Shakespearean, she said.

So what's the American word? Do you guys say "carpenter"?

Because if so, I'm here to tell you there's a difference.

This is how Ian explains it . A carpenter is a master of all forms of woodwork, whereas a joiner is someone who just joins bits of wood together, having perviously got a turner to shape them for him. 

Strictly speaking Ian is a carpenter, not a joiner, because he owns his own woodworking tools.

Comments

[silversmoke.livejournal.com]

Was he poisoned or just old?

[lblanchard.livejournal.com]

If he died, he died, but chances are he dusted himself off and went off in search of new adventures.

Mice meet a horrible end at our place. The Scamp, unlike some male cats, is a ferocious hunter.

A carpenter is a carpenter...

[jubal51394.livejournal.com]

A carpenter constructs things made of wood, like houses and the like. A woodworker is one who creates items made of wood like fine furniture. What you describe Ian doing would probably come under the heading here as... a "Handyman".

[karenkay.livejournal.com]

I think we call them all carpenters, but some of them are merely joiners.

[happydog.livejournal.com]

If he shows up to work on time and sober, he couldn't be a carpenter in America. Carpenters in the US are required to show up two or three hours late, if they show up at all, and to be stupid drunk (or stoned) when and if they do show up.

[paroxysma.livejournal.com]

*sniff sniff* Reminds me of my old pet rat, Marley. He died less than a year after I got him. I felt guilty/depressed for a whole week.