A Man And His Plan...

[poliphilo]

We were promised a plan.

The PM outlined it yesterday- and this is it. Everyone should go back to work while staying safe. Unlimited exercise is allowed. It is no longer socially irresponsible to drive a long way to take exercise. People who flout the rules will receive heavier fines.

Cartoonists still draw the PM as a fat guy with a mop of unruly yellow hair. In reality the face is lengthening and the bone structure showing through. The hair is thin and sparse and there's a comb-over hiding the pinkness on top.

Comments

[shewhomust]

Previously, everybody had to stay at home (unless they didn't): now everybody must go back to work (unless they needn't). This is all based on detailed planning, which we will reveal tomorrow.

Unless you are in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland, in which case, as you were.

[poliphilo]

Johnson doesn't know what he's talking about- but then nobody does. Other governments have been firmer in their response- which isn't necessarily the same as being right.

[ocean_pearl]

Hm... maybe COVID has gotten to him.

[poliphilo]

It probably has.

[ocean_pearl]

Yeah.