Two Paths

 How does the President divert attention away from the Epstein files?

I'm picking up hints that he may be considering one of two options- or possibly both....

1. Start a new war in the Middle East. 

2. Make an epoch changing announcement about UFOs and all that sort of thing.

I know which I would prefer.....

Hearing Test

 I had my hearing tested yesterday.

You sit in a box with a glass window- a sort of man-sized microwave- and press a button every time you hear a beep through the earphones you've been fitted with. 

It could almost be mistaken for fun. 

The verdict is I have a degree of hearing loss- somewhere between mild and medium; nothing unusual for my age. It's not disabling and hearing aids are not recommended....