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Jeff'll Fix It
Feb. 5th, 2026 08:12 am The Epstein material is bewildering. Who can possibly take it all in?
Powerful people from around the world were emailing Uncle Jeffy and asking them to "fix it" for them.
(That, by the way, is a reference to a creepy old BBC show for kids hosted by Jimmy Savile- the British Epstein)
Elon emails Uncle Jeffy to scrounge an invite to one of his really wild parties.
Someone in the Indian government emails Uncle Jeffy to ask him to set up meetings for P.M. Modi with high-ups in the US administration.
Some dude in David Cameron's office asks Uncle Jeffy if please, please, please can he arrange for him and his mate to meet Woody Allen.
It's bonkers.
Who set Uncle Jeffy up? Where did his money come from? Who did he answer to?
Powerful people from around the world were emailing Uncle Jeffy and asking them to "fix it" for them.
(That, by the way, is a reference to a creepy old BBC show for kids hosted by Jimmy Savile- the British Epstein)
Elon emails Uncle Jeffy to scrounge an invite to one of his really wild parties.
Someone in the Indian government emails Uncle Jeffy to ask him to set up meetings for P.M. Modi with high-ups in the US administration.
Some dude in David Cameron's office asks Uncle Jeffy if please, please, please can he arrange for him and his mate to meet Woody Allen.
It's bonkers.
Who set Uncle Jeffy up? Where did his money come from? Who did he answer to?
