I Ask You

 Old people, they're just like kids for scrapping- only they don't think as fast, or make up as quickly.

We've got one old person sulking because she's been asked to please, please, please not read her god-awful poetry during Meeting for Worship because it's not the Quaker way.

And then yesterday we had two old chaps- one of them about my age, the other a good deal older- having a falling out over whether it was possible- at a certain time in the past- to catch a flight from Phnom Phen to Bangkok...