Hugely Fashionable

I dreamed my mother had moved back in with us. Oh, but she was being difficult! I wasn't getting any sleep.

In another dream I was somehow associated with a restaurant that was being so badly run its menu had been reduced to three items.

Eggs
Beans
Toast

They had this menu framed on the wall and underneath in a separate frame a handwritten testimonial from Craig David (the dream had him pegged as a famous restauranteur not a famous singer) saying how radical, brilliant and daring this was. Thanks to Craig the place had become hugely fashionable...

The Charleston

I watch a lot of YouTube. Yesterday I watched someone dance the Charleston. The Charleston is a silly, happy dance. If you're ever moved to doubt the resilience of the human race consider this: first we went through the Great War, then we went through the Spanish Flu Epidemic, then we danced the Charleston...