Going Out Like A Lion

It's very windy. I didn't sleep well. I dreamed I was taking an Easter service and half way through discovered I wasn't wearing vestments so I went to find them and they were covered in soot.

While You've A Lucifer To Light Your Fag

Ailz: You know it's true what they say: put a smile on your face and you'll feel better. It releases pheromones.

Self: OK

Ailz: I said a smile not a grimace.

Back To Basics

Clever old Labour Party to get Tim from the Office/John Watson/Bilbo Baggins to deliver their first election broadcast- and to talk about "values"! They know the Tories won't be able to respond in kind. The Tories may have the money on their side but they don't have anybody remotely cool or even particularly likeable. Who could they possibly put up against Tim? Cliff Richard? Jim Davidson? Mike Batt?

Yes, precisely.