Tits

Me: We have a lot of tits living round here.

Ailz: Just because they all vote conservative...

Me: You know what I mean.

The new table at the front (a birthday present from my mother) is doing as brisk a business as the one at the back- and it's mostly tits we're seeing. We get all the common types- great tits, blue tits, coal tits, long-tailed tits...

Opening Hours

Fabrizio to Christa (when she attempts to play with the castle we gave them): Christa, the castle's closed.