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I checked the freezer last night and was taken aback to see how much food we have stashed away. I'd forgotten what squirrels we are. The house is terribly untidy; the people who live here really need to get a grip. I woke at 6.00 with a headache and couldn't get back to sleep; why so early? There was nothing I needed to do.

We're at home only it feels like we're in a holiday let- and who takes holidays in Oldham? The sky is overcast and they say it's going to snow.