Kentish Life

We took my mother to the hairdresser. While she was being seen to we went and joined the Paddock Wood public library.

Then we went shopping. My mother likes to go to the expensive shop and buy the budget lines; we prefer to go to the budget shop and (sometimes) buy the expensive lines. I won't, won't, wont buy cheap sausages! (stamps foot). I was dreading the tussle of wills but it wasn't too bad.

I'm reading Jo Nesbo. Handsome Scandi detective is sent to Oz on routine serial killer investigation, meets blackfella, blackfella imparts ancestral wisdom, meets beautiful Scandi bar-girl, beautiful Scandi bar-girl shags him, meets gay clown, gay clown gets dismembered...