A Touch Of The George Smiley's

As promised- a picture of me in my hat.



 

Wibble-Wobble

Sex is funny- and erotica is trying very hard not to be-  which is why erotica is crap.
 
Porn, on the other hand, couldn't care less.

Here, have another poem.

WIBBLE-WOBBLE

                            

The human body is mainly water.

I never believed it before today.

 

Photos, paintings and statues lie.

Only the porn film tells it true.

 

Amoebas when they bump and merge

Are scarcely less solid than lovers are.

 

The vulva is a dish of jelly,

The penis is a column of flop.

 

Jiggetty-jig and wibble-wobble

Slap us or prod us and look- we spill.