Zizou!

I've never seen that before- where you charge someone like a bull and head butt them in the chest.

Cool move. How soon before they're doing it in the movies?

The Italian went down like someone busted a cap in his ass.  It's gonna be the defining image of the World Cup.

So, OK,  I wasn't sure at  first, but when I heard that the guy had abused Zidane's sick old mother I realised it was the only human and proper thing to do. Eat dirt, racist scum!

Who cares about the freaking football? This was about honour!

Zidane got the Golden Football (or some such) for being the outstanding player of the tournament.

He-he-heh

Sure was!

Memorable?!

I had to speak to someone on the phone about my Post Office account and I couldn't remember my security details.

A memorable name? But there are so many!

A memorable place? Could it be Limoges?

At least, with Ailz prompting, I was able to give them my NI number.

And the consequence is I have to fill in a new security document and  only just avoided having the account locked down

Oh, the weariness and disdain in the woman's voice.

Sometimes I hate the modern world.