Running To My Own Assistance

[poliphilo]

 Shortly after we put her to bed my mother shouted for help.

"It's Anthony, he's on the floor...."

Only I wasn't. I was in the doorway, rushing to the rescue...

Comments

[cmcmck]

I wonder how long ago you were actually on the floor?

[poliphilo]

I don't suppose I've fallen over- with my mother watching- since I was about twelve.