Bloody French, Bloody Willow Tree....

[poliphilo]

According to the engineer who called this morning the source of the distant voices we're hearing on our land line is a French radio station. Also reception is being hampered by the willow tree in the front garden "bearing down" on the wire.

"Sorry, squire, nothing I can do about it." Not his exact words (I don't suppose anyone actually says "squire" these days ) but that was the gist. He advised us to get back to BT...