Rabbit Run
May. 30th, 2013 09:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
poliphiloMatthew cobbled together a run for the rabbits. My mother, who pays him £12 an hour, got fractious about how long it was taking. We had a conversation that went a bit like this...
My mother (peevishly): Are you going to see what Matthew is doing?
Me (standing my ground)): No, I'm cooking lunch.
My Mother: But he's spending all this time making a run for your rabbits when he should be cutting my grass. Don't you think you should check?
Me (angry now but trying not to show it): No. I'm not going to go and harass him. I don't do that sort of thing. Besides it's raining. He won't be cutting the grass anyway.
At which point- before things could get really unpleasant- we heard the lawn-mower starting up.
The completed run is a splendid piece of improvisation, assembled from oddments of wood and wire and corrugated iron. It'll stop the rabbits from wandering and give them access to a large area of grass, but we won't be able to let them use it unless we're standing guard against predators. Yesterday we saw a fox on the front lawn exiting through the shrubbery with a baby wild rabbit in its jaws. Also, Matthew tells us, West Kent has a growing population of buzzards.
My mother (peevishly): Are you going to see what Matthew is doing?
Me (standing my ground)): No, I'm cooking lunch.
My Mother: But he's spending all this time making a run for your rabbits when he should be cutting my grass. Don't you think you should check?
Me (angry now but trying not to show it): No. I'm not going to go and harass him. I don't do that sort of thing. Besides it's raining. He won't be cutting the grass anyway.
At which point- before things could get really unpleasant- we heard the lawn-mower starting up.
The completed run is a splendid piece of improvisation, assembled from oddments of wood and wire and corrugated iron. It'll stop the rabbits from wandering and give them access to a large area of grass, but we won't be able to let them use it unless we're standing guard against predators. Yesterday we saw a fox on the front lawn exiting through the shrubbery with a baby wild rabbit in its jaws. Also, Matthew tells us, West Kent has a growing population of buzzards.
