We Just Pulled A Cracker

[poliphilo]

Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
















A. A Nervous Wreck

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Groaners, all!

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The two we got this year:

Q: Why did the man sleep under the car?
A: So he could wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.

Re: Groaners, all!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I picture this little guy in a garret somewhere, reeling out puns on his old Olivetti. He's so wedded to the work he has his meals sent up from the local diner...