To be compared to the White Knight is one of the greatest compliments I can imagine.

I think it's probably any spicy food. I suppose I could experiment, but I'm a little afraid to after last night's experience.

The only book I have had published (I just don't try hard enough) is a thing called The Illustrated Guide to Wicca by Tony and Aileen Grist. It does what it says on the cover but it's not really literature.