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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2019-01-20 11:14 am

Misdiagnosis

Ailz found some carpet cleaner in the kitchen cupboard she was Kondoing.

"I'll use it to clean the mud stains from the carpet," I said.

"That's not mud," she said. "It's Christmas pudding. I was hoping Matthew would bring his dog round and she'd hoover it up."