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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2005-10-18 11:33 am
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Roman Ring

I used to own a Roman ring. It was too small to fit on any of my fingers, so I wore it on a thong round my neck.

Yes Roman. Really and truly Roman. Or so the seller said.

Last week the thong came untied and I lost the ring.

So I went on eBay and  bid for another.

There are an awful  lot of Roman rings for sale on eBay. I guess they're genuine. I figure they sell too cheaply for anyone to bother faking them. But where do they all come from?

The Romans must have been a really careless set of people.

Roman matron: (walking down country lane) "Drat, my ring just slipped off my finger into the ditch.  That's the third in as many weeks."

Roman patriarch: (cheerily) "Never mind dear. Plenty more where that came from."

Of course it is entirely possible that they....

have been robbed out of graves.....

(pause for delicious shudder.)

Anyway, I just learned that I won my auction. A bronze ring with a blue stone in it  is coming my way.


 

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
And it would be exciting too.

People just love auctions.

Do you ever watch those auction shows on TV, like Flog It? I'm addicted.

[identity profile] sorenr.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
They're strangely compelling, those shows... Which, I suppose, might explain why UK television seems to be packed with them. The new gardening-show! (Wonder what the next day-time TV-fad will be...)

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Gardening shows don't do it for me. All that decking- pah!